Also how is this losing half his portfolio? If anything should it not be a gain, that is unless this is a Russian bride lol

Also how is this losing half his portfolio? If anything should it not be a gain, that is unless this is a Russian bride lol

I thought it was the norm that people marry people similar to them. Including economic class.

So you married ugly, poor, and mentally challenged?

So you married ugly, poor, and mentally challenged?

So you married ugly, poor, and mentally challenged?

wtf is this bs thread without unicorn stories.

We just returned from our 2-week honeymoon. Went to Africa

We ended up 'slumming' it in Kenya doing a 'safari', and Seychelles for some sun & sand.

1) The flight
- We have access to 'Priority Pass' lounges, so the peasant life wasn't that bad, until we got on the plane: Ethiopian Airlines. 13 hrs Then transfer to another plane for another 2-3 hrs to Nairobi.

2) Stayover
- Stayed a night in Nairobi, before boarding a smaller (20-person) plane to the camp. Nairobi is shady as fuck.

3) Amboseli National Park, and &Beyond
- We first went to Amboseli National Park, for 2 days. In awe and shock at seeing zebras 'n shit in the wild, taking photos like mad. We didn't realize what we were missing until we went to our second basecamp, &Beyond - animals were 3-10x times closer...
- &Beyond was our 'basecamp' ... Tap water was yellow. No AC. Service was opulent ... holy fuck. Place was nice.
- Did a 60 min hot air balloon ride first thing in the morning -- expensive as fuck, great experience (first time in balloon.)
- Animals were.... unbelievable ... It's basically Pokemon IRL. You sit back, wait for your driver to 'hunt down/find' a pokemon, then you whip out your phone/camera and 'shoot/catch' it.

Amboseli National Park, &Beyond camp: https://www.andbeyond.com/our-lodges/afr...bo-tented-camp/

4) Seychelles
- Island east of Africa, there's no 'local' food, or even 'local' people per se. Fucking RHD cars, with huge open sewer ditch on the left. Driving was kinda fucked.
- We saw some Koreans slumming it by the pool with ramen they bought from the local supermarket, and eating boiled eggs they lifted from the (included buffet) breakfast.

Question: Has anyone gone through African Lion Safari? I'm considering giving my parents the peasant African experience ...

If anyone can direct me to an anon vid-hosting site, I'll host a vid.

lmao....ummm okaaayyyy then....

actually, i'm still kinda shocked a girl actually married furball.

Nice man, that's cool you did something different.

You going to post pix or we going to be pulling teeth here?

Holy fuck that is AWESOME. That's on our bucket list, but we need to do Tahiti first.

So how did the whole Africa thing come about as a honeymoon? Have you guys been everywhere else already?

Just stay away from Koh Toa island (Thailand) aka Death island. Tourists are being killed there left right and center and they're not being deemed suspicious either. Lol yea a suicide, then why is the body hanging from a tree with its hands tied behind its back?

Ugh Thailand is nowhere near Tahiti.

That's pretty amazing man. Thanks for sharing.

Can we see the 'other' honeymoon videos too?

Africa is nowhere in my Top 10 list of places to visit.

Same here, but after that video, I'm reconsidering. Definitely a once in a lifetime experience.

The regulations regarding this matter are still being developed in Kenya and if you carry your drone, it is likely to be seized at the port of entry and returned to you on your return.

It is advisable that you use other means to take the photographs and enjoy the vacation in Kenya.

Ixxxx Kxxxxx
Kenya High Commission

I've got the karma grip, so that will cover selfie needs as well lol

$399 for a selfie stick???????????????